Leave with the plan we’d run on your business.
One free hour. I ask the questions, we build the plan live, and two days later you get it written up — the Growth Doc. What I’d fix first, what I’d ignore, and exactly what I’d do in the next 90 days. Yours whether you hire us or not.
Free · One hour · Growth Doc in 48 hours · No deck
Book the hourWhat you leave with
Not notes. A working document you could hand to a freelancer on Monday morning.
- 01
Where the money is leaking
The one or two places you’re losing customers or margin right now, with the numbers we worked out together on the call.
- 02
The next 90 days, in order
What to do first, second and third — what each one is worth, and what it costs to find out.
- 03
The words
What your page, your ads and your first three seconds should actually say. We write them live and they go in the doc.
- 04
What to ignore
The tactics you’ve been told to run that won’t move anything at your size. Usually the longest section.
- 05
What we’d do if it were ours
How we’d run it, in the order we’d run it. Yours to keep and hand to anyone, whether we ever work together or not.
If you run a brand
Ads, margin, product pages, repeat rate and marketplace mix — where the next dollar of growth actually comes from.
If you run a clinic, shop or kennel
Map rankings, reviews, the calls you’re missing and the gaps in next week’s schedule — with an estimate of what each one is costing you.
What actually happens
- 01
The three-second test
Your ad, your page, your listing — and the four businesses they’d choose instead. Why you?
- 02
Who it’s actually for
Not “dog owners.” The specific buyer and the exact moment they decide.
- 03
The money math
What’s left after you’ve paid to win a customer, and whether that number allows growth at all.
- 04
Where you’re invisible
The searches, feeds and shelves you should be showing up in and aren’t — and which one is cheapest to fix.
- 05
The next 90 days
Where to spend, what to test, what to ignore. In order, with the reasoning.
- 06
How we’d build on it
What we’d do first, second, third if it were ours to run.
What this isn’t.
No deck.
I’m not presenting at you for an hour. You’ll talk more than I do — that’s how the doc gets written.
No pricing unless you ask.
If you want to know what working together costs, ask on the call and I’ll tell you straight. If you don’t ask, it never comes up.
No sequence if you say no.
Tell me it’s not for you and you’ll hear from me exactly zero more times. The doc is still yours.
Because the recording is the payment.
We’re building our audience the way we’d build yours — by showing real work instead of talking about it. So we film these sessions and use them as content. You get an hour of real work on your business and a document at the end of it. We get honest footage. Nobody sends an invoice.
You’re never named.
We publish by category only — “a dog food brand,” “a grooming shop.” No name, no logo, no packaging on screen, no revenue figures, no supplier names, no city. The strategy is the content. You’re not.
- DTC ad spend managed in pet
- $20M+
- Years in pet retail and services
- 10+
- Stores grown from one
- 1 → 13
- Deep specialism in pet retail, DTC and services
- Pet-first
Who this is for
Worth an hour if
- You run a pet brand doing $25K–$100K a month online
- Or a clinic, grooming shop, training business, kennel or daycare with spots you’d like filled
- There’s enough margin that paid growth could work
- Someone answers the phone during business hours
- You’re comfortable being recorded
Not worth it if
- You’re pre-launch, or under $25K a month with nothing to spend
- Margins are too thin for acquisition to ever pay back
- You’re booked solid with a waiting list — that’s a capacity problem, not a marketing one
- Nobody can answer or return calls
- You’re outside pet
Book your hour
Two minutes of questions. If it’s a fit, you’ll pick your time on the next screen.
Questions
Is this actually free?
Yes. No card, no trial, no strategy fee. The recording is what we get out of it.
Will you pitch me?
Only if you ask what it costs. Otherwise the hour ends, the doc arrives, and that’s the whole interaction.
When do I get the Growth Doc?
Within 48 hours of the call, by email, with the recording alongside it.
What happens to the video?
It becomes long-form and clips across our channels. You’re never named — category only, and every identifying detail comes out.
Does booking commit me to anything?
No. Nothing to sign, nothing to cancel, and no card anywhere in this.
I run a clinic, not a brand. Same session?
Same hour, different questions. Your doc covers map rankings, reviews, the calls you’re missing and the gaps in next week’s schedule instead of ads and margin.
What if I haven’t launched yet?
Say so on the form. There’s a separate, cheaper path for pre-launch and I’ll point you at it.